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Dr. Daniel Manzano quantified the “publish-or-perish” problem in quant-ph. To help finally put an end to it, The Quantum Dragon opened up a factory of autopens to churn out AI slop, in crayon, en masse. He’s going to hire offshore workers to convert them to LaTeX and upload them to arXiv. He prom...

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