Mission Control sends its regards
This is a recurring satirical column, not reflecting current events or shifts in infrastructure software beyond its established comedic premise.
It is not important for a strategic reader as it is a fictional, humorous take on IT frustrations.
Nothing changes; this is a segment of an ongoing satirical series.
Readers are provided with entertainment and a cathartic representation of BOFH-like IT scenarios.
There are no significant second-order consequences of this satirical piece.
No discernible third-order consequences arise from this fictional work.
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